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20th-Nov-2015 03:23 am - NaNo update 10
dianna and lea

20033 / 50000 words. 40% done!
17th-Nov-2015 12:49 am - NaNo update 9
xander - hates life
I had a day off yesterday, but I was back on it today.


17262 / 50000 words. 35% done!
14th-Nov-2015 12:33 am - NaNo update 8
faith - prison yard

14650 / 50000 words. 29% done!

This feels very trivial in light of what is happening in Paris right now. My heart goes out to everyone there.
13th-Nov-2015 10:51 am - NaNo update 7
Andrew
Man is here fitting us a new bath-panel, which is the perfect time to add some more words to the pot.


13125 / 50000 words. 26% done!

Next up is a Faith & Giles scene and those usually just write themselves so here's hoping for a waterfall of words in the next thirty minutes.
12th-Nov-2015 10:46 am - NaNo update 6
buffy - spy
11553 / 50000
(23.11%)
giles - hat
This was written for the femslash_mini's Halloween round. Sorry, it's ridiculously late.

Title: "We Only Celebrate It For The Kids."
Pairing: Darla/VampWillow.
Rating: Pg-13.
Summary: Willow finds domestic bliss boring, so Darla throws her a dinner party for Halloween.

A/n: Written for brutti_ma_buoni in round 24. Prompts: '31st October is just another day, right?', 'Candles flickering' and 'Candy'. I hope this fills them okay for you (I may have overdone it a little on the candle flickering).



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10th-Nov-2015 11:29 pm - NaNo update 5
kitten play piano
10715 / 50000
(21.43%)



Halloween fic WILL be posted tomorrow.
10th-Nov-2015 11:30 am - NaNo update 4.
will - red eye
There is no way I'm going to reach the target this year. Too many other things going on this month. I'll keep plodding on though, maybe I'll surprise myself and exceed the halfway point.

9997 / 50000
(19.99%)


I do have a little more computer time than none today though, so hopefully I'll even get my Halloween fic tidied up and posted before bedtime *fingers crossed*
7th-Nov-2015 03:53 am - 3rd NaNo update
dawn - squee
8906 / 50000
(17.81%)
5th-Nov-2015 03:36 am - Second NaNo word count
giles - hat
5574 / 50000
(11.15%)
3rd-Nov-2015 03:13 am - First NaNoWriMo word count
dawn - eyesore
2332 / 50000
(4.66%)
16th-Oct-2015 01:41 am - Drunk and stupid.
buffy - wtf
This is why I shouldn't try and edit fic when I'm drunk and sleepy.

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“What, both of them?”


It never ends well, or helpfully. I should learn, but I don't. One time I actually opened a chapter of Damned to find seven or eight lines of Zzz's on the page. I prefer to believe that I was extra tired that night, and not that the chapter was just that boring.
b/f - dancing
Little thing written for the femslash_minis community.

Title: I Wanna Feel The Earth, I Wanna Break It In My Hands.
Pairing: Fred/Illyria
Rating: PG-13 (for hints at sex)
Word Count: 3700
Prompt for aliceinkinkland : AU in which Illyria infects someone other than Fred. Including a weapon, confusion over social customs and the Scientific Method.


A/n: The title is from a Dixie Chicks song (as all Fred fic should be), Cowboy Take Me Away. I'm really sorry this is late, I'd forgotten how much I suck at deadlines. Anyway, here it is and I hope you like it. Now I can finally read the other fic without guilt :) Thank you to electra126 for giving this a beta.

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31st-Aug-2015 10:49 pm - BtVS Fic: All Night Long (B/F)
b/f - bitchplease:
Title: All Night Long - chapter four.

Series: Damned If I Don't, Damned If I Do.

Rating: R

Pairings: Buffy/Faith

Summary: Curses can pass from one generation to the next, even without biology involved.

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13th-Jul-2015 09:45 pm - BtVS Fic: All Night Long (B/F)
b/f - dancing
I'm back, with fic.

Title: All Night Long - chapter three.

Series: Damned If I Don't, Damned If I Do.

Rating: R

Pairings: Buffy/Faith

Summary: Curses can pass from one generation to the next, even without biology involved.

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13th-Apr-2014 10:38 pm - Well ain't that a kick in the head
joey t - OMG
It's bad when you sit down to do the math and realize that its not a myth, you actually would be better off staying on benefits than working the minimum wage job you just got.

But on the flip-side, housing benefit doesn't get you a discount on your burger and fries.

See what I did there? Burgers, flip-side? :D

Oh leave me alone, I'm very tired.
25th-Feb-2014 06:24 pm - All about cake-bars
cordy - laughing
Overheard in my kitchen:

Liam: Mummy, please can I have a cake-bar?

Ally aka Mummy: No, you just had some sweets

Liam: But now I want a cake-bar.

Ally: I said no.

Liam: I won't give you any more cuddles and kisses.

Ally: Fine, be like that.

One minute pause

Liam: Mummy, I want to give you a cuddle and a kiss.

Ally: Oh, really?

Liam: Yes, I WANT to give you a cuddle and a kiss . . . so you have to give me a cake-bar.

Got to love this kid's spirit, he really doesn't believe in the word 'No' :) When all he got for his effort was a laugh, he settled for a bowl of strawberries, but then gave me lots of cuddles to try and make 'Mummy' jealous :)
18th-Feb-2014 05:33 pm - There's no place like home.
thirteen - sitting
Biggest problem with hospitals is all the waiting. You wait for everything. And then you wait some more.

Just told the procedure my F-i-L has been waiting for all day has been postponed, so now he has to wait another twenty-four hours.

It's just dragging it on longer for F-i-L, and it's getting him down, but he's looking better than he has so far so hopefully that's a good sign.

for me it means I get to go home. We were going to stick around until tomorrow afternoon so we could see him after the op, but now its been pushed back again we've decided to go early and come back at the weekend.

Can not wait to sleep in my own bed tonight with my own sheets and my own pillows and my own bathroom just down the hall!
14th-Feb-2014 08:07 am - It never rains but it pours.
buffy - heart
Happy Valentine's Day!

The wife and I are celebrating Valentine's Day with a weekend in Poole, Dorset. The only problem is we're here because the father-in-law had a heart attack last night and is in the hospital! So we had a bit of a mad dash here last night - well mad dash is a bit of a misnomer considering the rush hour traffic we got caught up in.

F-A-L is okay; stable, bored and awaiting tests, thank goodness.

I forgot to pack the Valentine's day card, etc but we're going for a romantic walk along the beach later :)

A wet, windy, romantic walk.

Knowing the way our luck is going we'll be swept over the sea wall and washed out to sea!

In other, similar news, I'm starting to think its never going to stop raining! It's been hammering down since before we woke up.
4th-Jan-2014 10:24 am - Fic: All Night Long - Chapter two
b/f - dancing
And now for something nearly completely different. I know it might seem that way, but I promise I'm not just going to post a chapter of this once a year! Big Thanks to electra126 for beta'ing this for me.

Title: All Night Long - chapter two.

Rating: R

Pairings: From where Damned. left off.

Summary: Curse can pass from one generation to the next, even without biology involved. (Damned if I don't, damned if I do sequel).

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